No Toilet Paper

A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the
bathroom.
She said yes.
When he went to wipe his fanny there was no toilet
paper so, he used his hand.
When he got back to class, his teacher asked, "What do
you have in your hand?"
The boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my
hand he'll get scared away."
He was then sent to the principal's office and the
principal asked him, "What do you have in your hand?"
The little boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I
open my hands he'll get scared away."
The principal got mad and yelled, "Open your hands
NOW!"
He did and the little boy said, "Oh great , now look
what you did, you scared the shit out of him!"

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