Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road, drinking
bottles of beer. The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl. It's a
police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!"
"Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish
drinkin' these beers and then peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads
and throw the bottles under the seat."
"What fer?" asked Bubba.
"Just let me do the talkin', okay?" said Earl.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight, and
put the labels on each of their foreheads.
When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Howdy boys. Ya'll
been drinkin'?"
"No sir," said Earl while pointing at the labels. "Me and Bubba's on
the Patch."
bottles of beer. The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl. It's a
police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!"
"Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish
drinkin' these beers and then peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads
and throw the bottles under the seat."
"What fer?" asked Bubba.
"Just let me do the talkin', okay?" said Earl.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight, and
put the labels on each of their foreheads.
When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Howdy boys. Ya'll
been drinkin'?"
"No sir," said Earl while pointing at the labels. "Me and Bubba's on
the Patch."
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