1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16
work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo
Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba,
Big Jim, Duke, Slim, and I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls-they attacked the mailman this morning
and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but
it was hard to tell from all the blood.
Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
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work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo
Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba,
Big Jim, Duke, Slim, and I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls-they attacked the mailman this morning
and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but
it was hard to tell from all the blood.
Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
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