The Lord and the Harley Rider

A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when
suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the
Lord said,"Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I
will grant you one wish.

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic,
think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the
supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the
concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several
natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your
desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of
something that could
possibly help mankind."

The biker tho ught about it for a long time. Finally, he said,
"Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to
know how she feels inside, what she' s thinking when she gives me the
silent treatment,
why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I
can make a Woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?

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